The Blonde Next Door[1982]
You'll never move again!
You've seen her in magazines and fantasized. You know she is no ordinary girl, but she is The Blonde Next Door and you want her. Barry Horne (Ron Jeremy) has bottled the hottest cologne ever made! A few drops sprinkled on and women will do anything you want. Anything! You'd think that with a formula like that the money would be endless. But no, you see the source of the Gusher Cologne is the The Blonde Next Door, played by Danielle, the hottest young woman in adult films today! Her love juices are what makes Gusher Cologne the success that it is. Not wanting to see the source of his wealth dry up Barry signs Cindy to a slave contract and promises her endless orgasms, and five percent. The situations that Barry sets up for Cindy become more and more erotic in order to get Cindy off. He has to get wilder and wilder as her desires become more and more sophisticated. Rest assured, The Blonde Next Door is howlingly original and totally outrageous!
Movie: The Blonde Next Door
Top 10 Billed Cast
Charlene the Secretary
World's Greatest Lover
Barry Horne
Mai Tai
Cindy
Bill
Suzanne
Jed (as Hershel Savage)
John
Top Movie Cast(15)
Lisa De Leeuw
Charlene the Secretary
John Leslie
World's Greatest Lover
Ron Jeremy
Barry Horne
Mai Lin
Mai Tai
Danielle
Cindy
Paul Thomas
Bill
Becky Savage
Suzanne
Herschel Savage
Jed (as Hershel Savage)
Mike Horner
John
Brooke Bennett
Kat
Jon Martin
Brad
Jesse Adams
Native Chief
Michael Morrison
Elmo Fudd
Top Movie Crew(7)
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