Kebab & Horoscope(2014)
A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.
Movie: Kebab & Horoscope
Top 10 Billed Cast
"Kebab"
"Horoskop"
Kasjerka
Dawny kibic
intern
Miłość matki stażystki
intern's mother
"Kortazar"
boss
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