Water Margin - Heroes' Sex Stories(1999)
Presented here are three "untold stories" from the classic Chinese Novel: Water Margin: "Jinx": Madam Sun is a woman who always thirsts for sex. However, her husband Cheung Ching is impotent, yet clever enough in developing a drug that can heal his shortcoming; "Prodigal": Yin Ching is a martial arts master who knows how to achieve victory with each part of his body, except for his most private part, until a prostitute teaches him a most important good lesson; "Black Whirlwind": Li Kwai is thwarted by his own fame. Faked whirlwinds are everywhere looking to take advantage. A lustful girl is wise and fortunate enough to play dirty, with both impostors, as well as our genuine hero.
Movie: Water Margin - Heroes' Sex Stories
Top 6 Billed Cast
Lee Kwai
Daughter of Senior Official
Cheung Ching
Fake Lee Kwai
Storyteller on Market
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Presented here are three "untold stories" from the classic Chinese Novel: Water Margin: "Jinx": Madam Sun is a woman who always thirsts for sex. However, her husband Cheung Ching is impotent, yet clever enough in developing a drug that can heal his shortcoming; "Prodigal": Yin Ching is a martial arts master who knows how to achieve victory with each part of his body, except for his most private part, until a prostitute teaches him a most important good lesson; "Black Whirlwind": Li Kwai is thwarted by his own fame. Faked whirlwinds are everywhere looking to take advantage. A lustful girl is wise and fortunate enough to play dirty, with both impostors, as well as our genuine hero.
Release Date
1999-03-27
Average
4
Rating:
2.0 startsTagline
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Languages:
广州话 / 廣州話普通话
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