Movie: God Thinks You're a Loser

Top 10 Billed Cast

Sue Rock
Sue Rock

Rose

Bill Wise
Bill Wise

Peter

David Born
David Born

Dick

Foster Davis
Foster Davis

Johnson

Natasha Melnick
Natasha Melnick

Candy

Annika Peterson
Annika Peterson

Ginger

Ken Tennen
Ken Tennen

Mr. Godfrey

Melton Guy Martin
Melton Guy Martin

Seymour

Mamie Meek
Mamie Meek

Virginia

Joyce Anastasia Murray
Joyce Anastasia Murray

Nurse in Hell

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    Sex, drugs, money, murder - not to mention love, heartache, humiliation, guilt, revenge, redemption - are central themes in this wicked dark comedy. Tracking six not-quite-so-young oilmen and dancers as they pursue life with reckless abandon in boomtown Houston during the Eighties, the story careens from casual pick-ups to painful break-ups, from betrayal to reunion with hardly a pause for breath.

  • Release Date

    2009-08-27

  • Average

    3.5

  • Rating:

    1.8 starts
  • Tagline

    A supernatural black comedy about oil men, strippers, comeuppance, and the reckless pursuit of sensual pleasure.

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  • Languages:

    English

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