Movie: The Watermelon Heist

Top 10 Billed Cast

John Amos
John Amos

Old Man Amos

Corey Holcomb
Corey Holcomb

Nicodemus Brown

Red Grant
Red Grant

Horny

JB Smoove
JB Smoove

Numbers

Anthony McKinley
Anthony McKinley

Whitey

Shondrella Akesan
Shondrella Akesan

Mercedes

Monica Collier
Monica Collier

Caprice

Rudy Ray Moore
Rudy Ray Moore

The Angel Of Death

Max Perlich
Max Perlich

Deputy

Art Evans
Art Evans

Mailman

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    To make money fast the Browns come up with a plan to win a contest for "Watermelon Juice Afro Sheen," awarding $10,000 to whoever can find the juiciest, sweetest watermelon in the country.

  • Release Date

    2003-01-01

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  • Tagline

    A juicy tale about a seedy swindle.

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