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Forever Never Anywhere(2007)
Status: Released
Date: 2007-03-09
65%
23 Votes
Time: 1h 28m
Overview:
History professor Baisch, his depressive and tablet-addicted brother-in-law Anzengruber and a manic cabaret artist have a car accident on a remote country road after a party. Wedged between two trees they get stuck, doors and windows can no longer be opened, the windows made of bulletproof glass cannot be smashed. Injured and with no chance of escape, they wait for days for rescue. Their only provisions are a bowl of herring salad and a few bottles of Prosecco. Fits of rage and fear alternate with overwrought hilarity and desperate fits of crying. But it gets worse...
Languages: German.
Countries:
Austria
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Forever Never Anywhere
Top 10 Billed Cast
Christoph Grissemann
Anzengruber
Dirk Stermann
Baisch
Heinz Strunk
Schwanenmeister
Philip Bialowski
Toni
Eva Maria Neubauer
Geherin
Gabriele Heckel
Baischs Frau
Silke Jandl
Gäste Weinlese
Bernhard Majcen
Gäste Weinlese
Marion Dimali
Apothekerin
Christopher Schärf
Barkeeper
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