SMS(2014)
At 9:00, Laurent receives a worrying text message. 9:01, his mobile's stolen. 9:30, his son disappears. 10:00, his house burns down. 10:15, his wife leaves him. 10:30, his company goes bankrupt. 11:00, he's in custody. The day's got off to a bad start.
Movie: SMS
Top 10 Billed Cast
Laurent
Stéphane
Nathalie
Vincent
Sampieri
Simon Bartelli
Milo
Leila
Mme Liquasse
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At 9:00, Laurent receives a worrying text message. 9:01, his mobile's stolen. 9:30, his son disappears. 10:00, his house burns down. 10:15, his wife leaves him. 10:30, his company goes bankrupt. 11:00, he's in custody. The day's got off to a bad start.
Release Date
2014-08-20
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