The Counterfeit Constable(1964)
An extremely funny film about a group of French rugby supporters who go to see a match at Twickenham and one of them inadvertently receives a blow in the mouth from someone else's elbow. In the process he loses some front teeth and needs to see a dentist urgently ... this is only the beginning of a long series of adventures befalling our poor friend who doesn't speak a word of English and who nevertheless needs to return urgently to France to get married in the following days sporting a decent mouth !
Movie: The Counterfeit Constable
Top 10 Billed Cast
Henri Martineau
Sergent Timothy Reagan
Lady Yvette Brisburn 'Vévette'
Bob, l'agent 202
Gérald
Nicole
Self
L'agent Baxter
Lord Brisburn
Gros Max
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Overview
An extremely funny film about a group of French rugby supporters who go to see a match at Twickenham and one of them inadvertently receives a blow in the mouth from someone else's elbow. In the process he loses some front teeth and needs to see a dentist urgently ... this is only the beginning of a long series of adventures befalling our poor friend who doesn't speak a word of English and who nevertheless needs to return urgently to France to get married in the following days sporting a decent mouth !
Release Date
1964-10-10
Average
5.6
Rating:
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