Alphabet[2006]
L is for Lyndsey and Lacey Love, and boy do they love the alphabet. So much so, that they convinced visual master Hank Hoffman to let them re-create their demented vision of it. With an MTV style opening, the letter is set, the tempo is established, and the girls get it going in a crazy "come fuck me" dance set to music. When the beats stop, the sex starts in this high-art, wickedly lit, crazily set red-letter day for The Twins!
Movie: Alphabet
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