The Maiden Heist(2009)
They're not bad guys, just bad thieves.
A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.
Movie: The Maiden Heist
Top 10 Billed Cast
Charles Peterson
Roger Barlow
George McLendon
Rose Barlow
Needlebaum
Curator
Donnie
Bob
Starving Artist
Docent
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