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Happy, Texas(1999)
Status: Released
Date: 1999-12-03
57%
127 Votes
Time: 1h 38m
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Overview:
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
Budget: $1,700,000.00
Revenue: $1,943,649.00
ProductionCompanies: 
Marked Entertainment
Movie: Happy, Texas
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
The Judge
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