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This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' - The XXX Parody[2010]
Status: Released
Date: 2010-01-02
66%
5 Votes
Time: 2h 3m
Overview:
Now she has a life altering decision to make. Will she follow her animal lust for the dangerous and unpredictable and inhumanly sexy werewolf Jacob, or follow her heart and go with her true love Edward and become a vampire so they can live, love and fuck forever? This won't be easy...but it will be fun!
Languages: English.
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Movie: This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' - The XXX Parody
Top 9 Billed Cast
Jenna Haze
Bella
Audrey Hollander
Victoria
Brynn Tyler
Sara St. Clair
Chris Johnson
Edward
Otto Bauer
James
Jenner
Marco Rivera
Talon
Jasper
Top Movie Cast(9)
Jenna Haze
Bella
Audrey Hollander
Victoria
Brynn Tyler
Sara St. Clair
Chris Johnson
Edward
Otto Bauer
James
Jenner
Marco Rivera
Talon
Jasper
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