This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' - The XXX Parody[2010]
Now she has a life altering decision to make. Will she follow her animal lust for the dangerous and unpredictable and inhumanly sexy werewolf Jacob, or follow her heart and go with her true love Edward and become a vampire so they can live, love and fuck forever? This won't be easy...but it will be fun!
Movie: This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' - The XXX Parody
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Jenna Haze
Bella
Audrey Hollander
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Otto Bauer
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Marco Rivera
Talon
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