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5 Blondes[2005]
Status: Released
Date: 2005-10-05
60%
1 Votes
Time: 1h 25m
Overview:
This is no joke. Five horny blonde jokes, all in one hot movie. Loads of sets, style, props and flaxen foxes. Director Bo Edwards puts together some of the best one-liners to sex!!! Hey, did you hear the one about the new Monique video...
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: 5 Blondes
Top 9 Billed Cast
Monique Alexander
Alexis Malone
Cassie Courtland
Denice Klarskov
Gen Padova
Kris Knight
Trent Tesoro
Justin Syder
Top Movie Cast(9)
Monique Alexander
Alexis Malone
Cassie Courtland
Denice Klarskov
Gen Padova
Kris Knight
Trent Tesoro
Justin Syder
Top Movie Crew(1)
Paul Thomas
Director
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