Portraits of Women(1970)
Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.
Movie: Portraits of Women
Top 10 Billed Cast
Pertti 'Pertsa'
Saara Suominen
Liisa
Peter von Spaak (uncredited)
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