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Tongan Ninja(2002)
Status: Released
Date: 2002-11-08
55%
10 Votes
Time: 1h 23m
Overview:
The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.
Languages: English.
Countries:
New Zealand
Budget: $50,000.00
Movie: Tongan Ninja
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jemaine Clement
Action Fighter (Marvin)
Laura Hill
Miss Lee (voice)
David Fane
Herman the Henchman
Victor Rodger
Mr. Big
Peter Daube
Chef Guy
Jed Brophy
Bank Manager
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