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If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal(2013)
Status: Released
Date: 2013-09-10
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6 Votes
Time: 1h 40m
Overview:
1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.
Languages: Portuguese.
Countries:
Portugal
ProductionCompanies:
ICA
Gafanha Filmes
Movie: If I Were a Thief... I'd Steal
Top 10 Billed Cast
Luís Miguel Cintra
Vitalino
Isabel Ruth
Lima Duarte
Márcia Breia
Joana Bárcia
Carla Chambel
Raquel Dias
Aninhas
Miguel Moreira
Paulo Rocha
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Overview
1920s. Vitalino, a small farmer from São Vicente sees his father die of the epidemic which decimated the country. Some years later, of all the brothers, Vitalino is the strongest and takes his father’s place in the house. But the village is too small for his aspirations and he decides to head to Brazil, leaving his sisters in charge of the household. In parallel with Vitalino’s story, If I Were a Thief… I’d Steal portrays the world of Paulo Rocha rummaging through his films and ghosts over the years.
Release Date
2013-09-10
Average
5.4
Rating:
2.7 startsTagline
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Languages:
Português
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