Movie: Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance

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Samuli Torssonen
Samuli Torssonen

Captain Pirk

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    Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance

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    Despite its numbering Star Wreck 4½ - Weak Performance was actually made after Star Wreck V, even though most of it is re-used footage from Andy Bones II, made years earlier... Confused? So is the plot, where Captain Pirk plays Andy Bones on the Halludeck while Romuclans attack The Kickstart.

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    2000-01-01

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