This Ain't The Expendables XXX[2012]
An all-star cast of hardcore icons, featuring a special appearance by Tera Patrick, headlines Axel Braun's explosive action spoof about a group of female mercenaries on a treacherous mission who are kicking serious ass...and getting some, too.
Movie: This Ain't The Expendables XXX
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jane
Tool
Bailey Ross
Sandra
Xin Yang
Hale
Guns Jensen
Trench
Leah Christmas
Luke
Top Movie Cast(15)
Jessie Andrews
Jane
Andy San Dimas
Tool
Kimberly Kane
Bailey Ross
Lyla Storm
Sandra
London Keyes
Xin Yang
Ana Foxxx
Hale
Kylie Ireland
Guns Jensen
Tera Patrick
Trench
Brooklyn Lee
Leah Christmas
Billy Glide
Luke
Derrick Pierce
Church
Brendon Miller
Paine
Ryan Driller
Guy
Alec Knight
The Brit
Top Movie Crew(12)
Axel Braun
Director
Axel Braun
Editor
Jake Jacobs
Director of Photography
Eli Cross
Writer
Axel Braun
Director of Photography
Axel Braun
Writer
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