La Visa Loca(2005)
Jess Huson has a dream like many other struggling Filipinos, he dreams of a better life for himself and his family in America. After he is rejected, Jess embarks on a comical adventure filled with crazy schemes and ludicrous plans that end up in hilarious train wrecks that can only happen, where else, in the Philippines.
Movie: La Visa Loca
Top 10 Billed Cast
Jess Huson
Pepang
Mara
Nigel Adams
Estong
Pasyon Choir
Pasyon Choir
Pasyon Choir
Pasyon Choir
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Jess Huson has a dream like many other struggling Filipinos, he dreams of a better life for himself and his family in America. After he is rejected, Jess embarks on a comical adventure filled with crazy schemes and ludicrous plans that end up in hilarious train wrecks that can only happen, where else, in the Philippines.
Release Date
2005-05-25
Average
10
Rating:
5.0 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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