If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!(1975)
A super low brow comedy
A series of vignettes, usually of a crude sexual nature, from various not so well known comedians combining to make a hilarious spoof.
Movie: If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!
Top 10 Billed Cast
Woman with Voracious Appetite / Marianne Cleavage, TV Jack-Pot Contestant
Various Characters
Man Rescuing Captive Woman (as Pat Wright)
Hilton Banks
Awards Emcee
Himself
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