Fucking Fernand(1987)
A bombing raid makes travelling companions of a blind man, Fernand, and Antoine, a criminal. Fernand is a virgin and is depending on his new friend to find him a woman. But to Antoine, on the run, his fellow victim is more a burden than a boon.
Movie: Fucking Fernand
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Fernand
André Binet
La Fouine
Lotte
Lily
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A bombing raid makes travelling companions of a blind man, Fernand, and Antoine, a criminal. Fernand is a virgin and is depending on his new friend to find him a woman. But to Antoine, on the run, his fellow victim is more a burden than a boon.
Release Date
1987-10-21
Average
5.6
Rating:
2.8 startsTagline
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Français
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