The French Kissers(2009)
They might speak the language, but they haven't got a clue.
An awkward adolescent boy and his angst-ridden friends try their best to fit in amongst a cast of varied characters.
Movie: The French Kissers
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Hervé
Camel
La mère d'Hervé
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