Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody[2013]
Serving you is what they live for!
Dana is unhappy with her station in life...and her job as a smut-jockey in a porno store. She's juggling with an ex who cheats and a new boyfriend who's sexuality is a bit more than she can handle. Now she's working on her one day off, dealing with smartass co-worker Randi, a riot of anti-condom crusaders, some customers who can't resist coming all over the peep booths, a gerbil-loving customer, and guy who eats his own cum...and lets you know it. Will she make it through the day, or finally make a change?
Movie: Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody
Top 10 Billed Cast
Dana
Randi
Victor
Jane
Silent Bertha
Officer Derris / customer #5
Video Booth Girl
Gio / customer #6
Snowball
Top Movie Cast(17)
Allie Haze
Dana
Lexi Swallow
Randi
Seth Gamble
Victor
Chastity Lynn
Jane
Kelly Divine
Silent Bertha
Evan Stone
Officer Derris / customer #5
Jayden Lee
Video Booth Girl
Barry Scott
Gio / customer #6
Mark Davis
Snowball
Peter O'Tool
customer #1
Rusty Nails
customer #2
Ralph Long
gerbil man
Top Movie Crew(12)
David Stanley
Writer
B. Skow
Director
Ralph Long
Production Manager
B. Skow
Still Photographer
B. Skow
Director of Photography
B. Skow
Producer
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