Movie: I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore

Top 10 Billed Cast

Satoshi Ohno
大野智

Tarui Shotaro

Yui Aragaki
新垣結衣

Hanazono Erika

Ryuta Sato
佐藤隆太

Komoto Kazuki

Shihori Kanjiya
貫地谷しほり

Hanazono Satsuki

Hiroki Narimiya
成宮寛貴

Yamabe Seiji

Masahiro Takashima
髙嶋政宏

Kuroki Takashi

Shôta Yasuda
安田章大

Shiraishi Kota

Maki Shinta
Maki Shinta

young Hanazono Erika

Ryo Kimura
木村了

Hirato Shuhei

Tokio Emoto
柄本時生

Kanda Toshiaki

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    Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.

  • Release Date

    2012-01-03

  • Average

    3.5

  • Rating:

    1.8 starts
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  • Languages:

    日本語

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