The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human(1999)
A How-To-Do-It Guide.
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
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The Male
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The Female's Asian Friend
The Female's Slutty Friend
The Male's Mother
The Male's Father
The Female's Father
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