Шматрица(NaN)
"The truth is somewhere under the ass."
"Shmatrix" (2003) is a low-budget Russian parody of "The Matrix" by Dmitry "Goblin" Puchkov. It follows Neo (here called Losyash) as he discovers the fake reality, meets Morpheus and Trinity, and fights Agents — but with absurd humor, crude language, and amateur actors made up to look like the original characters. A cult hit among fans of underground Russian comedy.
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"Shmatrix" (2003) is a low-budget Russian parody of "The Matrix" by Dmitry "Goblin" Puchkov. It follows Neo (here called Losyash) as he discovers the fake reality, meets Morpheus and Trinity, and fights Agents — but with absurd humor, crude language, and amateur actors made up to look like the original characters. A cult hit among fans of underground Russian comedy.
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