Star Wars: Storm in a Teacup(2003)
"The galaxy in danger? No, just a storm in a teacup."
On the vast expanses of the Far Northern Galaxy, the situation sharply deteriorated. Mysterious individuals launched secret production of illicit alcohol on a galactic scale and are preparing aggression against the peaceful planet Marabou. Two seasoned Jedi — tough operatives of the Krishna Order — are dispatched. With help from a local Chukchi rapper, the heroes reach the capital, but the wicked bourgeois have already occupied Marabou. The Jedi rescue the queen aboard a hijacked rattletrap but crash-land on planet Baboon. In a dealer's shop, they meet a boy, Enikey Skovorodker, whose father was rumored to be a Jedi. To help, Enikey enters insane minibus races. Failing to sway the Galactic Duma, the Queen plans Operation "Storm in a Teacup." Two regiments of submarine reindeer herders, Enikey dug in a fighter — all turns against the bourgeois and their army of electronic dummies.
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On the vast expanses of the Far Northern Galaxy, the situation sharply deteriorated. Mysterious individuals launched secret production of illicit alcohol on a galactic scale and are preparing aggression against the peaceful planet Marabou. Two seasoned Jedi — tough operatives of the Krishna Order — are dispatched. With help from a local Chukchi rapper, the heroes reach the capital, but the wicked bourgeois have already occupied Marabou. The Jedi rescue the queen aboard a hijacked rattletrap but crash-land on planet Baboon. In a dealer's shop, they meet a boy, Enikey Skovorodker, whose father was rumored to be a Jedi. To help, Enikey enters insane minibus races. Failing to sway the Galactic Duma, the Queen plans Operation "Storm in a Teacup." Two regiments of submarine reindeer herders, Enikey dug in a fighter — all turns against the bourgeois and their army of electronic dummies.
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2003-05-21
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"The galaxy in danger? No, just a storm in a teacup."
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