Movie: Ned
Top 10 Billed Cast
Dan Kelly / Tour Bus Guide
Henchman Williams

Ned
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Overview
Parody of the legend of Australian bushranger Ned Kelly.
Release Date
2003-05-22
Average
7.8
Rating:
3.9 startsTagline
Hero. Lover. Dickhead.
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