Martie Don't Surf(2005)
15-minute epic about a bunch of trash bag derelicts on a rampage! All they want to do is drink goon bags (cheap cask wine), sniff petrol and kill!!
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15-minute epic about a bunch of trash bag derelicts on a rampage! All they want to do is drink goon bags (cheap cask wine), sniff petrol and kill!!
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2005-01-01
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