A new addition to Larry Blamire's Reanimated Movie Classics line, "Tale of the Moist Apostrophe" dares to ask modern society's most profound question - what is more troubling than damp punctuation? Heroine Sharigan, is the lone champion of those marks, periods, commas, parentheses, and yes, apostrophes, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements, and to clarify the meaning of a communication. The story chronicles Sharigan's enlightenment, journey and eventual triumph over a culture that has become, perhaps, too desensitized to the plight of said damp punctuation. Initially challenged by and then heralded by her city's grammarians, Sharigan enlists the help of Jammy, trusted friend and confidant with a heart of gold and a mind that shatters. Sharigan and Jammy are aided by the amorphous Mr. Forleak, part James Bond, part Gerd Bonk, part Catie Rosemurgy.

A new addition to Larry Blamire's Reanimated Movie Classics line, "Tale of the Moist Apostrophe" dares to ask modern society's most profound question - what is more troubling than damp punctuation? Heroine Sharigan, is the lone champion of those marks, periods, commas, parentheses, and yes, apostrophes, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements, and to clarify the meaning of a communication. The story chronicles Sharigan's enlightenment, journey and eventual triumph over a culture that has become, perhaps, too desensitized to the plight of said damp punctuation. Initially challenged by and then heralded by her city's grammarians, Sharigan enlists the help of Jammy, trusted friend and confidant with a heart of gold and a mind that shatters. Sharigan and Jammy are aided by the amorphous Mr. Forleak, part James Bond, part Gerd Bonk, part Catie Rosemurgy.
2019-12-03
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6.8Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady.
6.1After NBA star Kevin Durant switches talent with 16 year old Brian, the teenager becomes the star of his high school team, but Durant starts struggling and eventually learns an important lesson.
6.1Paramutual Pictures wants to know where all the money is going so they hire Morty to be their spy. Morty works for Mr. Sneak and gets a job in the mail room so that he can have access to the lot. But all that Morty ever finds is that he can cause havoc no matter what he does.
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5.9Kevin Hart - playing a version of himself - is on a death-defying quest to become an action star. And with a little help from John Travolta, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Josh Hartnett - he just might pull it off.
6.4Kenneth (who likes to call himself Kay) begins to realise he's just another wannabe bad boy... even less than a loser in fact. After quitting his job at Laimsbury's, Kay vows to become a respected gangster... or cry trying. A pulls-no-punches, coming-of-age story, centering on one directionless hopeless "shotter", who finds his true worth in the face of urban adversity.
6.6When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.
5.8In this winsome comedy, an entitled Economics professor pursues a tactic to buy an ailing widow’s mansion for nothing, but he quickly realizes that his seemingly foolproof strategy won’t be as easy as he thought.
7.3Eddie Murphy delights, shocks and entertains with dead-on celebrity impersonations, observations on '80s love, sex and marriage, a remembrance of Mom's hamburgers and much more.
6.1Nathan Flomm, in order to avoid the humiliation of having missed out on a hugely successful business, assumes a new identity on Martha's Vineyard. He plots revenge when his former business partner moves to the same town.
6.7Mary and her friend, Rachel, are new students at St. Francis Academy, a boarding school run by the iron fist of Mother Superior. The immature teens grow bored and begin playing pranks on both the unsuspecting nuns and their unpleasant classmates, becoming a constant thorn in Mother Superior's side. However, as the years pass, Mary and Rachel slowly mature and begin to see the nuns in a different light.
7.3Returning for a second Netflix comedy special, Jim Jefferies unleashes his famously ferocious black humor to a packed house in Nashville, Tennessee.
6.3After his girl leaves him for someone else, Herbert gets really depressed and starts searching for a job. He finally finds one in a big house which is inhabited by many, many women. Can he live in the same home with all these females?
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6.4Sarah Silverman appears before an audience in Los Angeles with several sketches, taped outside the theater, intercut into the stand-up performance. Themes include race, sex, and religion. Her comic persona is a self-centered hipster, brash and clueless about her political incorrectness. A handful of musical numbers punctuate the performance.
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