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Witless Protection(2008)
Status: Released
Date: 2008-02-22
45%
77 Votes
Time: 1h 37m
Protecting America's assets.
Overview:
When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
Languages: English.
Countries:
United States of America
ProductionCompanies: 
Movie: Witless Protection
Top 10 Billed Cast
Larry the Cable Guy
Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Miličević
Madeleine
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Connie
Yaphet Kotto
Ricardo Bodi
Peter Stormare
Arthur Grimsley
Eric Roberts
Wilford Duvall
Joe Mantegna
Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Kurt Naebig
Mark Bedell
Richard Bull
Sheriff Smoot
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