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Suicide Helpline(2023)
Status: Released
Date: 2023-03-25
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What if suicide helplines were REALLY about suicide support?
Overview:
This short sketch shows us what a day in the life of Teotónio, a suicide hotline operator, is like.
Languages: Portuguese.
Countries:
Portugal
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Movie: Suicide Helpline
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Guilherme Gomes
Teotónio/Suicida
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Overview
This short sketch shows us what a day in the life of Teotónio, a suicide hotline operator, is like.
Release Date
2023-03-25
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5.0 startsTagline
What if suicide helplines were REALLY about suicide support?
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