Colonel Kwiatkowski(1996)
Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.
Movie: Colonel Kwiatkowski
Top 10 Billed Cast
Andrzej Kwiatkowski
sierżant Dudek
Krysia
pułkownik Kizior
kapitan Malec
Major Rozen
Mieczysław Moczar
Kowicki
Bidak
członek obstawy pułkownika Kwiatkowskiego
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Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.
Release Date
1996-05-10
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6.742
Rating:
3.4 startsTagline
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Languages:
Polski
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