Almost Heroes(1998)
Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous.
Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.
Movie: Almost Heroes
Top 10 Billed Cast
Bartholomew Hunt
Leslie Edwards
Jonah
Sergeant
Guy Fontenot
Shaquinna
Father Girard
Jackson
Bent Twig
Iowa Indian
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