Timeless[1997]
With an Ass Like Hers...Time Stands Still.
Sultry Kylie Ireland plays a primadonna porn star who won't do an anal scene. Borrowing liberally from Charles Dickens, Jim Holliday introduces three ghosts to convince Kylie that butt-banging is the super chick thing to do on the big blue screen. In the process, we're privy to a whole mess of anal action as only Le Holliday can deliver. The ghosts influence Kylie to the extent that a happy ending is enjoyed by all. If you catch the drift.
Movie: Timeless
Top 10 Billed Cast
Top Movie Cast(21)
Nakita Kash
Alex Dane
Julie Rage
Kimberly Jade
Kylie Ireland
Nico Treasures
Raylin
Sharon Kane
Sharon Mitchell
Shayla LaVeaux
Veronica Hart
Jim Holliday
Ian Daniels
John Decker
Ron Jeremy
Steve Hatcher
Tom Byron
Mark Davis
Top Movie Crew(1)
Jim Holliday
Director
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