Don't Give Up the Ship(1959)
The Funniest Story of High-Seas Hilarity Ever to Set Audiences Adrift in Helpless Hysteria!
The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.
Movie: Don't Give Up the Ship
Top 10 Billed Cast
John Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII
Ens. Rita J. Benson
Prudence Trabert Steckler
Stan Wychinski
Vice Adm. Philo Tecumseh Bludde
Congressman Mandeville
Mrs. Trabert
Lt. Cmdr. Farber
Adm. Rogers
Cmdr. Cross
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