BlackXXXMas[2019]
A fireplace crackles as festive decorations signal a holiday special - 'Black XXXmas'! Adorable in red flannel jammies, Adira Allure helps her bearded grandma (Tommy Pistol) make phallic Christmas cookies. Meanwhile, Black Santa (Nat Turnher) and his little helper (Rico Strong) smoke a blunt, preparing to make holiday visits. 'Grandma' warns that if Adira isn't asleep when Santa comes, he'll put a big, dark log in her pink sock. To the sound of 'Silent Night,' masked Santa and his helper sneak down the chimney, waking little Adira. She's on their naughty list (Adira talks dirty throughout), so they strip off her lingerie.
Movie: BlackXXXMas
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Adira Allure
Nat Turnher
Rico Strong
Tommy Pistol
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