The Noir-Cissist(2019)
You can bet your sweet ass he's a detective!
Detective Pierce Sheppard is the best there is, or so he thinks. He's determined to live his film-noir fantasy and solve a grisly murder, but he can't seem to keep his thoughts to himself.
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