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Le Cactus(2005)
Status: Released
Date: 2005-12-14
49%
35 Votes
Time: 1h 34m
Overview:
Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.
Languages: French.
Countries:
France
ProductionCompanies:
Téléma Productions
Movie: Le Cactus
Top 10 Billed Cast
Clovis Cornillac
Patrick Machado
Pascal Elbé
Sami
Alice Taglioni
Justine
Pierre Richard
Christian
Jean-Pierre Darroussin
Renard
François Civil
Patrick Machado enfant
Christian Charmetant
Le professeur Fontana
Éric Seigne
Le docteur Girardet
Anne Suarez
Renatta
Christian Drillaud
Peter Knall
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Overview
Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.
Release Date
2005-12-14
Average
4.857
Rating:
2.4 startsTagline
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Languages:
Français
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