Movie: Santa Claus vs. the Taliban: Time Travellers from Outer Space

Top 8 Billed Cast

Bevis Faversham
Bevis Faversham

Santa Claus

Tammy Massa
Tammy Massa

Mrs Claus

Luis Fernandez-Gil
Luis Fernandez-Gil

Commander Protar Abdul Omar

Jonas Alexander Sansone
Jonas Alexander Sansone

Jake

Tara Price
Tara Price

Lena

John Enroth
John Enroth

Khalid

Vishal Jhaveri
Vishal Jhaveri

Samir

Michael Schwartz
Michael Schwartz

Ethan Goldman

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    Watch in horror as crazed fundamentalists from the future lead by evil commander, Protar Abdul Omar, kidnap Mr. and Mrs. Claus and plot to send an imposter Santa to deliver toys contaminated with radioactive camel turds to unsuspecting earth children on Christmas Eve. The future of Christmas rests in the hands of the Modern Props team! Merry Christmas indeed!

  • Release Date

    2007-01-01

  • Average

    6

  • Rating:

    3.0 starts
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  • Languages:

    English

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