

Line Up and Lay Down(1973)
70s Eurotrash sex comedy
Erotic comedy about an incorrigible womanizer whose lecherous love life becomes too much to handle. Things culminate when his jealous friends arrange for his fiancee and his mistresses to meet him at the same time.

Movie: Line Up and Lay Down
Top 10 Billed Cast
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Claude Mouret
Xavier Monfort
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