2 samurai per 100 geishe(1962)
Two Sicilian cousins are forced to go to Japan to collect an inheritance. Once they arrive they realize they will have to adapt to the local customs. The tour will turn into a long series of troubles: the Sicilian cousins, to obtain the inheritance, will have to turn into real samurai.
Movie: 2 samurai per 100 geishe
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Franco Santuzzo
Ciccio Santuzzo
segretaria dell'avv. Sciabica
Mi-Tzi-Ka
Ku-Fhu
Avv. Sciabica
Chin-Mu
Il notaio giapponese
Direttore Scuola Samurai
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Two Sicilian cousins are forced to go to Japan to collect an inheritance. Once they arrive they realize they will have to adapt to the local customs. The tour will turn into a long series of troubles: the Sicilian cousins, to obtain the inheritance, will have to turn into real samurai.
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1962-09-07
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