This ain't The Bachelor XXX[2010]
This parody showcases bachelor Zack (Chris Johnson) trying to decide between seven different women. First, Zack finds himself on an eco-friendly date with Alison (Alana Rae) in the woods where they both mutually enjoy all that nature has to offer them. Then Zack takes Barbi (Bailey Brooks) out for a romantic dinner for two, but unfortunately, the date erupts into an argument, and Zack finds himself minus one while Barbi makes nice with the waiter, played by heartthrob Dale DaBone. A girl/girl bubble bath with Sabrina Maree and Melissa Jacobs makes Zack realize that he'd rather participate than be a spectator, so he initiates an intimate rendezvous with contestants Erin (Kayla Paige) and Gail (Heather Starlet). But in the end, his heart is won over by none other than the mysterious Francesca (Summer Brielle Taylor), whose solo fantasies of Zack really do turn into a reality.
Movie: This ain't The Bachelor XXX
Top 8 Billed Cast
Alison
Zack
Francesca
Debbie
Candy
Gail
Erin
Waiter
Top Movie Cast(8)
Alanah Rae
Alison
Chris Johnson
Zack
Summer Brielle
Francesca
Sabrina Maree
Debbie
Melissa Jacobs
Candy
Heather Starlet
Gail
Kayla Paige
Erin
Dale DaBone
Waiter
Top Movie Crew(1)
Stuart Canterbury
Director
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