Will and Ed's Excellent Boner Christmas[1991]
Yo' Bro" you know the story...
Twas the night before Xmas and our hero dudes Will &Ed, were up rapping... about killer babes and hummin a few tunes and such... when they heard an awesome banging and a few moans and squeals and a ho, ho, ho coming from the fireplace. Sounds like Santa's coming,,, and he did. Dudes, I need your help this Xmas... my elves are on strike... Mrs. Claus won't let go of my north pole... I'm exhausted, all those bad girls want all of Santa's attention... dig. So being the righteous dudes they are Will and Ed are delivering the goods this year... Xmas will never be the same.
Movie: Will and Ed's Excellent Boner Christmas
Top 9 Billed Cast
Elf
Daphne
First Good Girl
Mrs. Claus
Will
Ed
Santa Claus
Top Movie Cast(9)
Courtney
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Flame
Marissa Malibu
Daphne
Mauvais DeNoir
First Good Girl
Victoria Paris
Mrs. Claus
Biff Malibu
Will
Cal Jammer
Ed
Sean Michaels
Santa Claus
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Michael Morrison
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