Kids Go to the Woods... Kids Get Dead(2009)
Paying homage to the classic slasher flick - featuring horny teenagers, worthless cops, a crazy war vet and a masked killer. Complete with VHS static, fake commercials and vignettes with horror hostess Candy Adams.
Movie: Kids Go to the Woods... Kids Get Dead
Top 8 Billed Cast
Scott
The Killer
Candy Adams
Heather
Derrick
Jill
Lloyd

Kids Go to the Woods... Kids Get Dead
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Paying homage to the classic slasher flick - featuring horny teenagers, worthless cops, a crazy war vet and a masked killer. Complete with VHS static, fake commercials and vignettes with horror hostess Candy Adams.
Release Date
2009-06-01
Average
6
Rating:
3.0 startsTagline
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Languages:
English
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