

Clams and Mussels(2000)
He likes women... so does she.
A divorced man tries to win over a lesbian, his new roommate, by becoming a transvestite.




Movie: Clams and Mussels
Top 10 Billed Cast
Chica Guardarropa

Almejas y mejillones
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Overview
A divorced man tries to win over a lesbian, his new roommate, by becoming a transvestite.
Release Date
2000-10-27
Average
6.7
Rating:
3.4 startsTagline
He likes women... so does she.
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