
Meet Brett, Brett's not the brightest when it comes to yard work but he knows it can be a good escape from the wife and that damned awful stepson. Follow along as Brett finds himself getting into some very troubling situations like a limb on a powerline or the classic potato wedged in the mower blades! Who knows what might happen to Brett? Starring Michael Simmons as Brett Directed and Shot by Justin Cottingham and Samael Horton Written by Samael Horton, Justin Cottingham, Madison Malcolm, and Michael Simmons Best and Only Grip Syd Pollock Original Score by Druidic (also Michael Simmons) Presented by Gosh Darn Video and
Brett

Meet Brett, Brett's not the brightest when it comes to yard work but he knows it can be a good escape from the wife and that damned awful stepson. Follow along as Brett finds himself getting into some very troubling situations like a limb on a powerline or the classic potato wedged in the mower blades! Who knows what might happen to Brett? Starring Michael Simmons as Brett Directed and Shot by Justin Cottingham and Samael Horton Written by Samael Horton, Justin Cottingham, Madison Malcolm, and Michael Simmons Best and Only Grip Syd Pollock Original Score by Druidic (also Michael Simmons) Presented by Gosh Darn Video and
2023-10-07
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Brett’s got some yard work but will he survive?
10.0A group of friends decide to eat pizza out of bloody biohazard bag, but where did it come from and who does it belong to?!
7.0Loyal gang member Iron Panther takes the heat for his boss after a dustup with their rivals, only to end up betrayed in this vintage kung fu yarn.
4.0Four teens document their night on camera as they visit an old, abandoned house that, in recent years, has caused people to go missing as well as played host to other strange occurrences. They soon realise that the secluded house is more than what it seems.
10.0A man returns to Shannxi to get three castrated goats, but excessive COVID quarantine rules stymie him and leave him and his family in chaos.
7.2Wile E. Coyote's plans for catching the Road Runner involve a giant elastic spring, a gun and trampoline, TNT sticks in a barrel, and tornado seeds.
5.0The star in Mad Mad Mad swords is a common man with numerous weaknesses and a complete worthless student of a prestigious school. To the suprise of all, however, he manages to defeat a string of renowned swordsmen, including the one-armed swordsman and the blind swordsman, by tricks and luck.
4.2Clara and Cecilia are two friends who have evolved very differently, regarding the scary stories that were so important during their childhood.
8.0They’re small, clever, and incredibly strong-willed: dachshunds. Their soulful gaze wins hearts and fuels their lasting popularity. Once royal hunting dogs, they now take on unusual jobs—like Strolchi, a miniature dachshund who sniffs out woodworm in historic buildings. The bond between humans and dachshunds goes back to Celtic times. Archaeologists have even found joint burials of people and dachshund-like dogs. Versatile and charming, they thrive as city pets, hunting companions, and even racers—like those at the annual Wiener Race in Kirchheimbolanden. Beloved far beyond Germany, dachshunds have fans in France too, with events like Paris’s “Sausage Walk.”
5.0The demonic Nicholas Diabolus is put on trial accused of interfering with people's lives.
7.8Neverland, is in great danger! Captain Hook has hatched a twisted plan to capture Peter and his friends. In order to keep Neverland safe from Hook, the young heroes must fly head-on into adventure and protect their right to never grow up!
7.2The boundary between viewer and art dissolves in Ho Tzu Nyen’s sublime work, The Cloud of Unknowing. Step inside and find a comfortable space in the room. On a screen, a narrative unfolds, set in a public housing complex in Singapore, where eight characters in eight apartments individually encounter a cloud, embodied both as a figure and a vaporous mist. The film is rear-projected and looped, integrating a complex soundtrack and synchronized steam machines to create a seamless and sublimely atmospheric sense of film/audience permeability. (Sundance Film Festival)
0.0A boy ferociously slaughters his friends, family, neighbors, and even strangers.
3.3While out hunting, Dan accidentally shoots another hunter. Rather than reporting the accident to the authorities, he chooses to bury the body and forget it ever happened. One year later, Dan returns to the same woods for a hunting trip with some friends. Their weekend starts out innocently enough, but while the guys are having fun, something is coming back to life in the woods--and it wants revenge.
5.8A couple open a video store in a new town, and come to find out that the locals only rent horror films and the "occasional triple X'er", and make their own snuff videos.
0.0Dr. Mondo is at it again. Butchering and slaughtering innocent female victims. This time he even kills guys, who get in his way.
3.6A sullen horny student stalks female students in the endless hallways of a desolate high school with a video camera. But are his violent and abusive recordings fantasies or reality?
4.0WARNING: The film you are about to witness will shock and disturb you. Nothing like this has ever been documented before and that is the reason why this film has been lost for over twenty years. You will meet Sky, a woman who video tapes herself performing a shocking crime that you have to see to believe.
Stop-motion zombie madness! Heavy Metal and Gore! A hidden Super 8 gem.
5.0Richard Gantz has no chance of paying rent, keeping a job or finishing a movie project. Everything changes when he gets recruited by the aging zodiac killer to make him a film, while collecting "slaves for paradise."
0.0Three evil men violate the sanctity of The Wendigo's domain.
0.0Women are offered as a sexual sacrifice to the Devil.
5.0Laurel Oberion thinks she's buying a nice house, but gets more than she bargained for! Haunted by a dead anthropologist and his satanic wife, Laurel's newfound home turns into a bloodbath of sexual desires when pain and pleasure mix indiscriminately. A basement of terror hides the secret... blood flows as human sacrifice leads to resurrection of a Dark God... and only Laurel can stop it before it's too late! Writer's block becomes psychotic madness in METAL NOIR, where blood-spattered sex leads to face-stabbing gore!
2.0A hilarious and terrifying statement that society is being corrupted by materialism and greed.
0.0A young man with schizophrenia living with his parents out in the countryside of Texas is a cold, emotionless murderer. He will kill any and all who cross his path or trespass. One day, the young man sinks to a new low as he goes too far, killing one of his best friends. The film follows him as he delves deeper into the rabbit hole that is his own mind, trying to figure himself out, struggling with his morally upright conscience who attempts to bring the young man's actions to a stop.
0.0When the evil powers of darkness enlightens one vampire, Eric Henswich, the mortal world will go to Hell. Turning worthy mortals into ghoulish monstrosities, and gruesomely disposing the rest of the human race; leaving rotting carnage to clutter the Earth's face... you can't stop the unstoppable, not even slow them down. This new breed of vampires no longer need fresh blood to keep them alive. They'll live forever of the pure essence of the evil that fills their inhumane hearts.
2.0When a neglected wife is left all alone in the new house she thinks is haunted, she's in for a change!
0.0A creepy Christmas decoration creates a nightmare for a young woman house-sitting alone.
Housewitch (2014) and Housewitch 2 (2021) combined into one short, using some alternate shots and music, and converted to black & white.
A silent film like you've never seen! When Kitty's husband goes hunting, she finds an escaped ape is hunting her - with love on his mind!
A woman's life seems to have descended into a white-trash circus when her trampy daughter runs off with her sleazy boyfriend...but what is that green slime in the bathtub?