Keith Lowell Jensen: What I Was Arrested For(2023)
Storytelling comedian Keith Lowell Jensen wants you to get arrested.
From protesting war to shoplifting marshmallows Jensen has found his way into trouble with Johnny Law time and time again, and fortunately for us it all adds up to a hilarious collection of stories. Recorded live at The Sofia Theater in the comedian's home town of Sacramento, CA these tales span from the late eighties to the modern day where cell phones still don't have apps that allow them to fire a bullet. Give a listen, have a laugh, don't resist the urge to find out "What I Was Arrested For..."

Movie: Keith Lowell Jensen: What I Was Arrested For
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