If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Movie: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Top 10 Billed Cast
Linda
Therapist
James
Caroline
Child
Dr. Spring
Diana
Parking Attendant
Landlord
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Video: Official Trailer
Official Trailer
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A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien
Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien
Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025
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Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Wine Tasting with Rose Byrne and Mary Bronstein - Official Promo
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