Cum Crazy Carpenters[2013]
We should have known better than to hire a piss loving, sexually depraved crew of carpenters to renovate our offices in New York City. No work got done on the remodel, but our cameras caught these pigs in action as they sucked, fucked, fisted and pissed the day away. Marco Cruise gets gang banged and turned into a human urinal. Jayson Park has his hole and mouth used by the hot group, led by Muscle Daddy Jim Ferro. The only thing that was getting hammered or nailed on this job site was muscled ass.
Movie: Cum Crazy Carpenters
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Ian James
Jayson Park
Jim Ferro
Kasey Anthony
Marco Cruise
Randy Harden
Zack Blunt
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